June 2012
Look how predictable British weather is, as soon as a big event like the Jubilee comes it starts to rain That’s how you know the Olympics will be a disaster
unsexual:
i wanted a sugardaddy too but now i have a boyfrisnd
you can still have one
chuckquizmo:
i cannot see the haters
much better
twink-182:
blewupthechickenman:
twink-182:
Petition to send Pitbull back to Cuba and ban his music from playing on the radio
He’s from Miami
No one cares we just want him out of here
Why is flooded shopping malls suddenly everywhere on my dash it’s not even interesting why do people post this kinda nonsense i don’t understand am I too old to get it?
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Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Britain: no vat on pasties
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[[MORE]] It’s been 2 years today since the only person I sort of knew died This guy, known as Li’l Sam, was in my year in secondary school. I weren’t in the same friendship group as him but I always admired him
And then 2 years ago he left and it was such a stun. I mean I knew of people from my church who I’ve seen that have died and 2 other people died while I was at my...
niggapus:
facebook isn’t even facebook anymore
now it’s just like one giant meme blog
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wheatiez:
nosdrinker:
how is linkin park still a band
because in the end
it doesn’t even matter
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deadb1ogger:
I get uncomfortable when people still have flip phones
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Watchshortoflogic:
what is going on
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lohrah:
oh GOD offensive bloggers still exist
africans:
ive never had a follower before
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New life mission:
Do something really bad to get on death row
Eat all my favourite food in one go thus becoming the best meal I’ve ever had ever
Escape death row
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What’s the next jubilee called? Is it platinum? And what’s the one after that called? Anyway basically I have a theory the queen will live past 100 like her mother and Prince Charles will never be king
stillwatersofconsciousness:
seriously though, what’s up with pears?
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Hold up does the UK have a national doughnut day and if not then why the fuck not? Pancake day is not enough…
jokepolice:
You’re not a man until you’ve filled out your student finance form
did you do the paper form or apply on the internet? Cos I remember the internet being cake
red giant thinspo blog
richwhitelesbian:
current mass: 8 Solar Masses
goal mass: 1.4 Solar Masses<3
In my area there’s a chinese restaurant called Winner they just win at making chinese food And they’ve won the town’s tastebuds and hearts
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I need more friends to go to the cinema with I’ve missed seeing 21 jump Street and the Dictator because I had no one to go with
gaymzee:
why are they running for president when they could just use a car
I have actually not used like continously in a sentence for a while This is due to my mum telling me about it in year 11..
Now my sister is having that problem, this time with the word “yeah” I never realised how insufferable that it is “so today yeah this thing happened yeah like it was crazy yeah wow yeah yeah yeah”
denatious:
i like to think that the day i become an adult i will automatically stop using the word ‘like’ as a filler
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I have the sudden urge to learn the Hannah Montana theme tune on guitar
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
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